Dial M for Murder
The phone call left me grinning like an idiot; a grin so wide that it introduced my one ear to the other.
Slowly, slowly, the grin faded; to be replaced by a scorn and then a frown. My heart began to beat faster and faster. As reality sunk on me with the force of a hundred tsunami waves, I was left benumbed.
A feeling of hapless weariness overtook me. Soon, anger...pure, white anger seared through me; like a heated knife through butter. My eyes became blood shot and my very veins throbbed. Like a hunted hound, i paced back and forth...
This wrath in me was growing like a virus, feeding on itself; threatening to completely overtake me...
Before, you begin to get any ideas, the reason for my above state is solely due to Anna University...yes, they have postponed my exams; not once, not twice, but THREE times...
UPDATE: I have now turned into a serial killer. This is the only solution to channelise my wrath. With great planning and precision, I zeroed in on my first kill. With unparalleled skill( that is sure to go down in the annals of homicidal maniacs) I delivered the fatal blow...My dear readers, under the oath of secrecy, I will reveal to you, the name of my victim....Mr.Periplanata Americana( umm...yes the tiny cockroach that dared to walk into the portals of my room :)) Aah..I'm feeling so much better already! Muhahahaha (evil laugh)
LATEST UPDATE: I'm in the search of a worthy second victim. Muhahahaha.
Ok, I just cant resist this... Why do I have oats for breakfast, cornflakes for lunch and more oats for dinner???
Well, that's because, I'm a serial killer. Muhahahaha.
Slowly, slowly, the grin faded; to be replaced by a scorn and then a frown. My heart began to beat faster and faster. As reality sunk on me with the force of a hundred tsunami waves, I was left benumbed.
A feeling of hapless weariness overtook me. Soon, anger...pure, white anger seared through me; like a heated knife through butter. My eyes became blood shot and my very veins throbbed. Like a hunted hound, i paced back and forth...
This wrath in me was growing like a virus, feeding on itself; threatening to completely overtake me...
Before, you begin to get any ideas, the reason for my above state is solely due to Anna University...yes, they have postponed my exams; not once, not twice, but THREE times...
UPDATE: I have now turned into a serial killer. This is the only solution to channelise my wrath. With great planning and precision, I zeroed in on my first kill. With unparalleled skill( that is sure to go down in the annals of homicidal maniacs) I delivered the fatal blow...My dear readers, under the oath of secrecy, I will reveal to you, the name of my victim....Mr.Periplanata Americana( umm...yes the tiny cockroach that dared to walk into the portals of my room :)) Aah..I'm feeling so much better already! Muhahahaha (evil laugh)
LATEST UPDATE: I'm in the search of a worthy second victim. Muhahahaha.
Ok, I just cant resist this... Why do I have oats for breakfast, cornflakes for lunch and more oats for dinner???
Well, that's because, I'm a serial killer. Muhahahaha.
posted by Archana at 9:06 AM
7 Comments:
Yeah, frustrating!! Good in one way, considering that I had not yet started prepararing for the exam!!
And, go easy on the mokkai!
actually they postponed the exam 4 times... but look at it this way... at least u don't have to study right now. procrastination rules!!!
@ abhi
lol...yea :)
@ gingerbradman:
i posted a bit too early! hope theres no fifth time!
Rofl...U have an amazing writing style and loads of humour. But, do post more often...
Hey arch...As i always used to tell...U are awesome in English...par compare...great post!
@ Sankuchit: hmmmm...go on..name him :D
@ Anirudh: Yes, I WILL post more often( note to self:post more often!)
@Lavanya: Thanks Lav, ur just too kind :)
Pity.Thats how Von Linnaeus would have felt if he were to read this post.Genus words, according to the internationally accepted convention for writing scientific names, are written starting with a small case letter if you choose to write the rest of the word in small case;while species words invariably start with capital letter(irrespective of what you chhose to do with the rest of the name-obviously).
If you've finally understood what I mean,you'll now know that you must've written Periplanata americana and not Periplanata Americana.
PS:How're you sure that you've killed an Periplanata americana and not Blatta orientalis or Eublaberus distanti or.....
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